*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
This girl stood her fucking ground. I LOVE when she leaps on him to beat the ever loving crap out of him once she’s taken him down.
This is what Stand Your Ground should be.
OK, we know two things about the Cowboy, right?
1. I don’t like Mondays
2. I love sleep.
So how do I feel about losing THREE hours? No, my math isn’t wrong. I’m losing 1 for daylight savings time, and TWO because I have to be in early. For the next three days. I believe this to be grossly unfair, and I demand scotch, and blowjobs and a recount.
Just needed to get that off my chest. Hope you had a fan-fucking-tastic weekend.
A manager from another Market was in town last weekend, and she rocked my world. And earned herself the nickname Hurricane.
What surprised the hell out of me is that she’s 49. Fucking stunner, could easily pull off mid 30’s, but she’d bummed about the impending big 50.
Now I realize we all handle this our own way. But honestly, my 40’s have been phenomenal and awful, and everything in between. I’m the same jackass I was when I was a kid, make better money but my body has suffered. Trade offs.
I plan on hitting the finish line, (death), a smoking piece of wreckage. Like one of those race cars that BARELY limps across the line. Why not push it? What’s the point of going out gracefully?
I want the Devil waving me off and saying “No, No, No, No, No! You’re a little too much…”. And Saint Peter grimacing, and asking me to please try to keep it down.
What say we leave our mark? Make a few people happy, make a bunch if folks smile, and maybe leave the world a little better place.
And terrorize the FUCK out of some Angels!
remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing
and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day
is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?
you act like these are from the fucking 1800s omfg
Lol these still exist at my school
Back in the day, we had film and slide projectors. And dinosaurs!!!