Big and Rich - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

Why the HELL haven’t I posted this one before? SMDH…

Akon - Smack That

And then Shady jumps in…

Pedicure manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back through my drawers

And that girl from 2:16 onstage…

the-forward-observer:

crizpycritters:

abandonedography:

Poor rusting pieces of metal 

Looks like some of the tank graveyards outside of Kandahar Air Field.

I want one!

There is always something cool about graveyards, tank or otherwise.  Yes I’m a weirdo.  Have you even been reading my posts?

(via 45-9mm-5-56mm)

I am living proof of this fact…

(via the-beauty-of-words-blog)

I live in the San Fernando Valley. The acknowledged capital of porn. Why the FUCK have I met so few pornstars?

There simply is no justice…

laughingsquid:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Condensed into 1 Minute Animation

Because

(Source: thisismygeekdom, via ivyshane08)

45-9mm-5-56mm:

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Cowgirl of the motherfuckin’ Day!

(Source: gfrankovich59)

taskil:

Cortana, please… wait…

[1/∞] Moments that made my heart say “No”

When video games give you a visceral, emotional response to certain characters dying, you know that they’ve become something more than just a kids toy…

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